Muse Therapy
Could you use a writer's go-to-gal for muse disorders? If so, stop looking 'cause you found her. I'm D. D. Scott, an agented, romantic comedy writer and a muse therapist in the making.
In addition to the MUSE THERAPY Bestselling Book, I'm thrilled to have launched my Muse Therapy Online Class "Community" and Live Workshops.
The sessions are proving to be a huge hit. I'm booking dates like crazy!!!
So here's the scoop:
ONLINE CLASS/LIVE WORKSHOP DESCRIPTION:
Muse Therapy - D. D. Scott style - is all about injecting life into tired and/or stressed out muses. I'll give writers fun and fabulous tools to analyze their muses' funks, reign in their creative divas and up their page counts.
Discover what makes your muses tick. What ticks them off. And what makes them dance like nobody's watching.
We'll name your muses and host a very special meet-and-greet just for them, then dig deep into their psyches by examining "muse disorders" such as:
** Unleashing Your Inner Sybil
** Writing Bi-Polar: I Suck vs. I'm a Genius
** What Do You Mean I'm Neurotic? No, I'm Not. Well, Not Exactly. But Okay...There Are Times When. Like You Need To Know That. Anyway, I Was Thinking, My Jeep Is Red
** Rorschach For Writers: I See Dead Lines
** Stimulants: When Coffee, Chocolate, and Martinis Aren't Enough
Once we recognize, acknowledge and accept your muses' afflictions, we'll find terrific tricks and "trips" to treat our word witches.
So if your muse is in need of a tune-up, grab a comfy couch or chair and put up your feet. You're in the right session.
I provide Muse Therapy Online Classes for either two or four weeks and can do a Live Workshop anywhere from an hour to a full day. Just depends on how long you'd like to be in therapy. LOL!!!
I'll provide fabulous hand-outs for group loop files and super-cool tchotchkes for all participants. Muse Therapy Live also has a fabulous PowerPoint presentation and hilariously productive, interactive exercises!
You’ll have a terrific time conquering your creative divas and taking back the crown of your personal Muse-ville kingdom.
The Building of a Muse Therapy Online Class Community
I'm doing something quite unique in the online class world.
Here's a hint...what if...your class fee of $20...got you Muse Therapy for as long as you'd like?
Could be forever, if that's what you and your muses fancy.
Most online classes have a start & stop date...
But what if Muse Therapy is a "community" of continuing education, fun and support...
A class that never ends...but just keeps growing with new people added, new muses to get to know, and tons of fantabulous Muse Therapy scoop to share and celebrate...
Be a part of this inaugural Muse Therapy Community...and sign-up now!
For those of you already in the class...you're all set...
For those of you who've already won your PayPal Fee as a treat from me - from one event or another - you're good to go too...
And for anyone else who wants to be a part of our Muse Therapy Community...just fill out the sign-up form and send in your PayPal payment of $20...and we'll see you "in therapy"...Muse Therapy that is...LOL!!!
I'm sooo looking forward to meeting you and your muses too!!! --- D. D. Scott
Click here for dates of currently scheduled classes
Click here to sign up for Muse Therapy
SPEAKER/PRESENTER BIO:
D. D. Scott is a romantic comedy author and a Writer’s Go-To-Gal for Muse Therapy, plus the #1 Amazon Bestselling Author of MUSE THERAPY: UNLEASHING YOUR INNER SYBIL and the co-founder of The Writer’s Guide to E-Publishing, your destination site for Everything E-Publishing. You can get all the scoop on her, her books, her Muse Therapy Online Classes and Live Workshops, plus juicy tidbits from her fabulous grog The Naked Hero at http://www.DDScott.com.
Full Bio:
D. D. Scott’s romantic comedies are all about sexy, sassy, smart, career-driven women and the men who complete them. They're a bit chick lit with a gone-country twist. She’s agented, and her Bootscootin’ Books Series - think Sex and The City meets Urban Cowboy – debuted August 2010, on Amazon’s Kindle and at Smashwords, with BOOTSCOOTIN’ BLAHNIKS, followed by STOMPIN’ ON STETSONS (November 2010) and now BUCKLES ME BABY (February 2011).
She's a member of RWA as well as RWA's Chick Lit Writers of the World, Kiss of Death, ScriptScene, ESPAN, and IRWA Chapters plus served on RWA’s History Committee for the National RWA Board. She's been a guest blogger on Romance Writers on the Journey, Inside the Writer’s Mind, Daily Dose Fantasy Romance, Romance University, Romance Lives Forever, Pink Fuzzy Slipper Writers, Lesa’s Book Critiques, Savvy Authors and Healthy Writers. She can also be spotted every Wednesday on Mount Olympus fulfilling her duties as The Naked Hero’s Hump-Day Goddess. She is linked to on Romancing the Blog and also has an active blog of her own on her website at http://www.DDScott.com. In addition, her first RWR articles were published by RWA in the July 2010 and October 2010 issues.
Also a Writer’s Go-to-Gal for Muse Therapy and now the Amazon #1 Bestselling Author of MUSE THERAPY: UNLEASHING YOUR INNER SYBIL, D. D. debuted her Muse Therapy Online Classes in 2009 and her Live Workshops in 2010. Thanks to the fabulous endorsement of Stephen Windwalker’s Kindle Nation Daily, there’s a ton more fun and fascinating MUSE THERAPY adventures in development.
D. D.’s busy now preparing for the May 2011 launch of her new Cozy “Cash” Mysteries – think a very Rachel Zoe-esque Stephanie Plum wanna-be and her Charlie’s Angels Mom Squad Style sidekicks meet the new SEC’s Walker, Texas Ranger.
Declaring 2011 to be “The Year of the E-Book & Cross-Pollination”, D. D. co-founded and launched The Writer’s Guide to E-Publishing, your destination site for Everything E-Publishing. Whatever you want to know and/or cuss and discuss about E-publishing, it’s right there at The WG2E waiting for you!
When she’s not writing, she’s busy luvin’ on her real-life hero “Sweet Man” and their beloved shelter-rescued dog Buckley.
For updates on her books, her sexy, sassy, smart neurotic writer's life blog, and for a schedule of her appearances and Muse Therapy Sessions, visit her website.
YOU KNOW YOU NEED MUSE THERAPY
WHEN...
1. Your muses aren’t ticking. They’re ticked off.
2. Your muses are in a funk unable to up your page counts. They’re more like: Up Yours
3. Even great sex with (insert your partner of choice here), or a new pair of shoes, or a day at the spa, or (you get the picture) can’t rein in your creative divas
4. You feel the urge to sign-up for the following classes:
** Unleashing Your Inner Sybil
** Writing Bi-Polar: I Suck vs. I'm a Genius
** What Do You Mean I'm Neurotic? No, I'm Not. Well, Not Exactly. But Okay...There Are Times When. Like You Need to Know That. Anyway, I Was Thinking, My Jeep Is Red
** Rorschach For Writers: I See Dead Lines
** Stimulants: When Coffee, Chocolate and Martinis Aren't Enough
5. Your word witches have landed in Oz but that don’t look like no Yellow Brick Road you’re bootscootin’ on...the damn thing never ends!
6. Your ass hurts, your back hurts, your head hurts, your fingers are numb, the kids/DH/dog/cat/other family pets and family members/friends/neighbors/telemarketers/reality TV stars must have your undivided attention now and they mean now...not after your “dumb” writing timer goes off an hour later. Everyone has told you your writing is a waste of time, just a “hobby” that will never “pay-off”...Maybe they’re right.
7. You feel the urge to tell everyone listed in reason number six to (I’m thinking of a phrase that starts with a 4-letter word and ends with a ‘you’, ‘off’ or ‘me’)
Do not...I repeat...do not panic. You are not alone. The writing gods and goddesses have not dumped you out of the muse chariot. Okay...so maybe they did. They can be a bit bitchy. But fear not, there’s help for you!
So if your muse is in need of a tune-up, grab a comfy couch or chair and put-up your feet. You’re soon to be in the right therapy group.
Sign-up for the next available Muse Therapy Online Class Session right here using this form. Classes will be conducted by a private Yahoo loop.
Available Classes:
April 1, 2011 - April 30, 2011
May 16, 2011 - May 30, 2011
June 1, 2011 - June 30, 2011
July 18, 2011 - July 31, 2011
August 1, 2011 - August 31, 2011
September 17, 2011 - September 30, 2011
October 1, 2011 - October 31, 2011
November 1, 2011 - November 15, 2011
***Note: These dates are when I’ll kick-off a fresh round of Muse Therapy 101 Instruction & “class time”...but remember, now that Muse Therapy is an Online Class Community, your one-time class fee of $20 keeps you in the class loop forever!  There’s always something new you and your muses can learn from each new Muse Therapy Online Class Community Member and instruction period.
Cost:
$20 for a life-time Muse Therapy Online Class Community Membership
See you in therapy...Muse Therapy – D. D. Scott style.
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